Behold! Yet Another Sign Of The Impending Apocalypse!

Chelada, baby!

That's right, kids. This is what it's come to. Budweiser, tomato juice and clams.

Really. Who the f*%k comes up with this stuff? I'm just trying to picture the guys at Anheuser-Busch around a table trying to come up with this.

"No, really, dude! Let's take Bud and mix it with Clamato! It's like, well, a Bloody Mary, only lighter or something!"

"Yeah, that's a good one! Maybe we can get people to use it like Red Bull and add their own vodka. Sorta like a this mellow beer and vodka bloody..."

"OH, OH, OH! Cool! And then we can put it in a tall can, with the most un-hip label we can come up with, which will make it so uber-hip that the straights will just cream at the thought of it!"

"Ok. So what do we call it?"

[silence]

[silence]

"Chelada."

"Huh?"

"Yeah. Chelada."

"What the f#^k?"

"No, wait. Wait. I'm seeing it... Enchelada without the 'En," right?"

"You got it, dude."

"But it's spelled 'enchilada.'"

"Never mind that, you anal-retentive twat, he's on a roll!"

[smiles all around]

"Run with it, guys! Make it work!"

I mean, can it get any worse than this?

(Via: Ace)

Comments

[Grant]

A buddy of mine has been mixing that awfulness into his beer for years. He makes a num num noise just at the mention of this disgusting concoction while I involuntarily shudder.

[genes]

Yes Chef it could get worse. Your favorite bar could start serving it.