June 11, 2008

The Culinary Equivalent Of Watching A Train Wreck...

Chefs have a curious attitude towards people that review their restaurants. We hate 'em, but we need 'em. I tend to read restaurant reviews with the same fervor that some read the obituaries in The Times (UK). You can learn a lot from reading restaurant reviews, especially between the lines. It's a great way to see how trends are evolving and devolving.

Restaurants rise and fall upon reviews, as well as word of mouth. And word of mouth is oftimes fueled by reviews. A good review can bring in customers, and a great review can set a chef up for life, depending on the restaurant.

A so-so review can cost you your job, or those under you; again, depending on the restaurant. A bad review can shut you down in 24 hours.

And then there are reviews like this.

The New York Times

No Trouble Drawing a Crowd

By FRANK BRUNI
Published: June 11, 2008

BECAUSE our 8:30 p.m. table at Ago wasn’t ready by 8:51, we were still at the bar when the great wave of white wine crashed over it.

I’m talking about the “Poseidon Adventure” of wine spills. Shelley Winters could have done the backstroke in it. I’m not sure how the bartender set it in motion, and neither was he. He kept marveling at its fury and aftermath: my friend’s wine-splashed chin, her wine-soaked skirt, her wine-sopped entirety.

He apologized perhaps 639 times, and I wouldn’t recount the incident if that were the whole of it. Spills happen.

The following shouldn’t.

What follows is one of the most devastating reviews for a high end restaurant I've read in years. This review will be legendary in the biz when the dust settles. It is a review that should be tattooed on the forehead of every culinary school student and college hospitality major preparing to enter the lists.

It's also a review that gives hints of a disturbing trend in the culinary profession, a trend that I believe is becoming endemic: The emergence of culinary arrogance as the rule and not the exception in the restaurant biz, brought on by the whole "rock star" glitterati aspect of the struggle to become a high profile chef. I intend to explore this issue in more detail in another post.

But getting back to the review at hand. The number of things wrong with the dinner described are immense. Just one hit after another. This isn't really a review, actually. It's more like the Mongol hordes riding through your restaurant, raping, pillaging and finally burning the place to the the ground and scattering the ashes to the four winds. That's how bad this review is.

This restaurant isn’t in the hospitality business. It’s in the attitude business, projecting an aloofness that permeated all of my meals there, nights of wine and poses for swingers on the make, cougars on the prowl and anyone else who values a sort of facile fabulousness over competent service or a breaded veal Milanese with any discernible meat.

The one I had one night was pounded so thin that the breading on top met the breading on the bottom without pausing for much of anything in between. A vegan could have made peace with it.

Some of the other food passed muster. The best of the pizzas from Ago’s wood-fired brick oven had blistered, smoky crusts and thin sheets of decent Parmesan. An appetizer of burrata was suitably creamy, and a juicy T-bone — cooked, like the pizzas, in the brick oven — satisfied the steak lover in me.

But this restaurant in the new Greenwich Hotel in TriBeCa doesn’t concentrate its energies on quality or consistency. It’s content to be a deafening “hot spot,” which is how it’s identified in the headline atop its inaugural press release, and when you’ve got the heat and the crowd is standing-room-only, why sweat the raw artichoke salad? The paltry artichoke was hard to find among all the frisée, and Shelley could have done the freestyle in the dressing.

Ago’s principal owners include the chef Agostino Sciandri — the restaurant, pronounced AH-go, is named after him — and the actor Robert DeNiro, who treated TriBeCa much better with Nobu. They teamed on an initial Ago in West Hollywood, another in South Beach and yet another in Las Vegas. New York is getting their sloppy fourths, emphasis on sloppy.

(And, emphasis mine...)

Sweet jebus. Mr. Bruni, in a few well written paragraphs, basically says that anyone going to Ago is a poser, riding the latest, hip place to be seen until it has to be whipped across the finish line to collapse in a steaming heap. Ok, the pizza is good and so is the steak, but any monkey in a toque can pull that off. Oh, yeah, and by the way, ROBERT FREAKIN' DENIRO owns the place that is the target of my FA-18 air strike.

And then there is the chimera that's served one of the reviewers party. Priceless, and absolutely catastrophic.

Read the whole thing to savor the horror.

(cross posted at Daily Pundit)

June 05, 2008

All Meat, All The Time...

Awhile back, I posted on a new foodie magazine called Meatpaper. Today, The Lady pointed me to an article in the Post about Meatpaper from this past April that I completely missed. Good article, and I love the magazine. It's some of the best food writing out there, with the addition of a lot of strangeness all put through a grinder.

March 17, 2008

Help Me Help A Brother Chef...

I know this is probably lowdown and dirty, but to hell with it. What good is a contest if you can't jigger the damn thing...

My good friends Andrew and Aileen Trice, owners of Angel's BBQ in Savannah, Georgia, have entered the Travel Channel's Anthony Bourdain FAN-atics contest, wherein people upload videos explaining why Anthony Bourdain should do an episode of No Reservations with them.

Andrew Trice is the real deal. He's a classically, French trained chef in his own right, who returned to his roots to further the art and lore of smoking meat, pig in particular, to sublime perfection. He is one of the few fellow cooks I know who is truly genuine. No bombast, bells or whistles. What you see is what you get, and what you get is a breadth of knowledge and lore that is staggering.

He and his wife Aileen have taken a tiny carriage house in the shadow of one of Savannah's many beautiful churches and temples, and over the last few years nursed it into a local Mecca for lovers of good BBQ. When The Lady and I visit, we always stop in for a number of great meals elevated with stories, lore, gossip and shop talk.

So, here's what I want you to do, should you be so inclined... Check out this video, and, if you find it agreeable, register and rate it highly. Remember, BBQ is a beautiful thing, and those who labor honestly in the smoke and fire with the pig are truly blessed among cooks.

November 07, 2007

Foolish Notions

Via SteveF at Daily Pundit comes this:

The intersection of modern chemistry and the culinary arts: Chefs are now using hydrocolloid gums in creating new dishes:

creations like fried mayonnaise and a foie gras that can be tied into a knot.

While I applaud their inventiveness, I don’t like mayonnaise. Frying it is unlikely to make me a convert.

I have issues with this, albeit complicated. I replied to to this post thusly:

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Boy, talk about waving a red flag in front of me. This is a rather sore and delicate issue with me. I much preferred the days when the science of cooking remained in the background. So much of what is mentioned in the linked article seems gratuitous; chefs screwing around simply for the sake of it and for manufacturing drinking stories. The plates pictured in the article are the expression of silliness bought on by a hubris smitten fool. I’ll take cockiness in a cook - in fact, I value it - but this sort of showboating makes a mockery of what I do.

It’s not the cholesterol aspect of fried mayonnaise that I object to, but the preposterousness of the application of a classical sauce in such an imbecilic fashion. It accomplishes nothing and does not further the art of cooking in any way whatsoever.

Although I admit a great deal of admiration for Ferran Adria and his little squadron of mad monks holed up six months out of the year in some heap of an old building in Barcelona, I think the chefs who have latched on to what they believe he’s doing have gone pretty much off the cliff. It’s as if everybody at that art school in the back of the comic books - you know the one; draw the pirate…- has decided that they can emulate Picasso by “creating” what they think to be “abstract” art.

The whole thing has become an exercise in frivolous vanity; the culinary answer to Piss Christ. The idea seems more to shock and amaze with absurd novelty than it is to practice one’s craft honestly and with dedication.

I mean, really. Foie gras you can tie up in a knot? To what end? What’s the meaning? I can understand Adria creating a green blob on a silver spoon that sensually recreates the taste and texture of a fresh sweet pea ravioli, but not industrialized foie. I’ve used Adria’s rosemary device on a number of occasions to great effect in order to demonstrate olfactory aspect of taste. But sheets of meat juice? That’s what labs use for incubating cultures. Whatever.

The art and craft of cooking is endlessly fascinating, but can be incredibly tedious when chefs get silly. As interesting as I find Adria, give me a Batali, with his short ribs, or a Bourdain with his steak frites, any day of the week. Chefs like Thomas Keller or Masaharu Morimoto will be remembered long after these narcissistic children have crashed and burned, leaving a trail of atomized chemicals stinking in their wake.

Nothing beats honest, real food lovingly prepared by those who dedicate themselves to their craft. And I know that on my worst day, I can far out-cook these shoemakers.

(...)

August 09, 2007

Meat

Via Tim, one of my old cooking compadres, comes this fabulous link: Meatpaper. For the philosophical meat lover in you. This is hardcore foodie geek reading.

As the editors state in their first issue,

Then what is Meatpaper
Meatpaper is an investigation into what we see as a growing cultural trend of meat consciousness. It explores a category of food that inspires intense emotions and reactions. Meatpaper is about meat as a provocative cultural symbol and phenomenon.

Is meat, like, in the air?
We think yes. Lately it’s been showing up everywhere, and not just on menus. We’ve seen meat on shower curtains&nbs and graffiti, t-shirts and oil paintings. We’ve spotted novelty t-bone throw rugs and adhesive bandages that look like strips of bacon. Grocery stores offer an ever-growing array of meat choices—free range, natural, organic, grass-fed, hormone-free. Books like The Omnivore’s Dilemma, Fast-Food& Nation, and What to Eat find their way to the best-seller list. It’s a full-blown fleischgeist out there.

Also included in the first issue is a nice little article about where your meat comes from, at least in a small village in Italy.

Bring on the fleischgeist.

(crossposted at Daily Pundit)

Well, Duh...

You Are an Excellent Cook
You're a top cook, but you weren't born that way. It's taken a lot of practice, a lot of experimenting, and a lot of learning.
It's likely that you have what it takes to be a top chef, should you have the desire...

August 08, 2007

Feast

Ostensibly, the whole reason we're down here at Tybee is that my aunt Mary and uncle Kent are celebrating their 40th anniversary. They rented the beach house we're staying in, and invited the immediate family to come celebrate with them. Who could pass that up?

We're a family that loves to cook. My mother, of course, is an outstanding cook, and my dad was great with a grill. He also made a killer paté de campagne. Kent was probably the first guy I ever knew that was serious about cooking, and it really left an impression on me. And by cooking, I mean more than just the accepted "manly" cooking on an outdoor grill. Kent making pizzas at home had a lot to do with me wanting to learn how to cook. Kent's son John and his wife Michelle both cook at one of the best restaurants on the East Coast, Elizabeth on 37th.  Just about everyone here in this beach house likes to cook something.

So, if you get a group like this together for a celebration involving food, it had better be good.

John and I started kicking around the idea of doing Spanish food one day at the beach. This sort of evolved from just doing some tapas into a full bore, hedonistic, full day of feasting, with a long stream of tapas and ending with a paella cooked al fresco out on the deck.

One thing led to another, and this meal turned out to be the centerpiece meal. On the actual anniversary day. Menus were planned and ingredients ordered and brought. Everything started coming together. We would do this feast on Sunday, August 5th.

The plan basically consisted of this: John and I would do the cooking. We would set out tapas as they were done throughout the day on the table. Every now and then, the family was supposed to check and see what was new on the table. In other words, a very relaxed and unstructured day of feasting. If you wanted to head down to the beach or take a walk, no problem. You just checked back every now and then, poured yourself a glass of something and joined in wherever the feast happened to be at the moment.

The preparation began the night before. We "kids" had a night out consisting of bar hopping and pizza. We got home around midnight, and unloaded some groceries, and I went ahead and put together a sangria.

I took a couple of 1.5 liter bottles of red wine; one Frontera Shiraz and one Frontera Cab/Merlot - both from Chile - and poured them into a large pitcher. I added sliced oranges, lemons, limes and apples to the wine and topped it off with a pint of cognac. Stirred the whole mess together and put it in the fridge overnight. You can't have a Spanish feast  without a big pitcher of sangria...

The next day started early, with me making up a batch of sofrito, a wonderful Spanish sauce of caramelized onions, tomatoes, olive oil and pimentón, which is the lovely smoked paprika so prevalent in certain Spanish dishes. I put this in a bowl and set it aside for later.

The first "tapa" was going to be a gazpacho. This would cover lunch in terms of time of day, and would be a nice and refreshing way to start things off. Some of the family was at church and some at the beach and I knew that they'd be feeling a bit peckish when they converged at the house.

Having access to Davis Produce out on Highway 80 means fantastic tomatoes; in this case the Davis Killer Tomato, which is famous around here. We've been eating lots of these tomatoes since we've been here, and I knew they would be great for gazpacho. I cored and seeded around 5 pounds of these tomatoes and roughly chopped them up. To this I added peeled and seeded cucumbers, red onion and red bell pepper. I had taken some day old white bread and soaked it in sherry vinegar. That got tossed into the bowl, as well. I took a hand blender and pretty much liquefied all the ingredients. I added salt, pepper and pimentón to taste, and drizzled in extra virgin olive oil with the blender going. I covered the bowl and set it in the refrigerator to chill and made garnishes based on the main ingredients; tomatoes, onions, peppers, cucumbers and simple, tiny olive oil croutons.

At noon, when the gang converged and got comfortable, I told them where the sangria was and what the plan of the day was going to be. I put out the gazpacho and garnishes, a bowl of mixed olives, a simple salad of artichoke hearts and sundried tomatoes. Sliced, crusty bread was placed in a basket and a plate of chesses was set; Manchego, Idiazabal and Mahon. I also put out a plate of thinly sliced mild and spicy chorizo.

Everyone figured out pretty quick that this was a serve yourself and eat at your own pace sort of day. We were off to a good start.

John had arrived by this time and was starting to prep a tapa he had in mind. I took some piquillo peppers from a jar and heated up some extra virgin olive oil in a pan. I flash sautéed the peppers, placed them on a plate and garnished with Spanish sea salt. Very simple, and I knew it would be one of Mom's favorites. She pretty much spent the day telling stories of when we lived in Spain, which helped give back stories to a lot of the food that was being served.

John put up a neat little tapa of sliced pineapple, Serrano ham and Idiazabal cheese, heated in the oven until the cheese was melted. Very tasty.

There was a bit of a break in there while John and I did various prepping chores.

Eventually, I put out a plate of boquerones. I did this with some trepidation. Boquerones are anchovies, but anchovies unlike anything I've ever had in my life. Most people associate anchovies with the shriveled, brown, smelly fish in tins. Boquerones, on the other hand, are while anchovies; in this case packed in oil and vinegar. They're mellow and very fresh tasting; completely unlike their tinned counterparts, and everyone was very surprised. They really tore into them, and found them, as I do, to be a little addictive.

I had held back four of the boquerones to incorporate into my next offering; a spread of bonito tuna, boquerones and capers served over toasted bread slices brushed with olive oil. Once again, the tuna was a Spanish canned product, and completely unlike its American counterpart. Line caught bonito tuna packed in olive oil. Fresh tasting and not fishy, with a wonderful texture. Because of this, the spread was not what people expected and it went over very well.

The day before, I'd found some pretty Japanese eggplants at Davis Produce. I sliced them in half, lengthwise and salted the flesh and let them sit for a bit. I then brushed them with a sherry vinaigrette and grilled them, along with some asparagus tossed in olive oil, sea salt and pepper. Very simple and to the point.

Around this time, John did a dish of clams and shrimp topped with a roasted tomato "aioli," which was in turn topped with ribbons of deep fried potatoes that had been turned on a Japanese mandoline.

This was followed by plates of thinly sliced Serrano ham and lomo, dried cured pork tenderloin.

The last tapa of the day turned out to be papas bravas, roasted yukon gold potatoes tossed with olive oil, sea salt and pepper, and finished with some of the sofrito I'd made earlier. This was served sizzling in a large cast iron skillet and topped with garlic aioli. Yum.

And there we were. Into the home stretch. Time to make the paella.

John had come up with an outdoor propane cooking ring and I had come up with a 22 inch paella pan at a local cooking store. I had seasoned the pan earlier in the day and it was ready to go.

We already had our mise en place for this beast, so it was just a matter of putting it together and cooking it.

It was getting dark by this point, however. This posed a problem as far as light was concerned.  John happened to have a cyclist's headlamp, which we put on The Lady's head. She stood there and pointed the light at the pan.

We were down on a concrete slab below the house and it became clear what the next problem was going to be; sand gnats. These little critters were eating us alive as darkness fell. Chris ran for some bug spray and we sprayed down, but the damage was done.

But no matter. Time to cook. With John handing me ingredients, I did the following:

I fired up the pan, poured some olive oil into it and sautéed a mixture of Vidalia onions and garlic. That cooked for a bit, and then I added a big spoonful of sofrito and stirred it in. The stock was a mixture of chicken and shrimp stocks that to which I'd added a large pinch of toasted saffron. I slowly poured in this deep, golden stock and stirred. Next came the rice; Bomba calispara rice. This is the magnificent Spanish paella rice, with puffy, tender short grains, perfect for absorbing complex flavors.

When the stock came to a simmer, it was time to add the other various ingredients: Chicken parts that had been seasoned and pan fried earlier in olive oil. Clams and mussels. Thickly sliced buttafara sausage, a great Catalan garlic sausage. Julienned piquillo peppers. A couple of bay leaves, salt and pepper. Last to be added was shrimp; Lovely, plump local shrimp.

We nursed the paella along on the burner. When it was done, I carried it upstairs, where everyone was waiting, and set it on the table.

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And that's the payoff.

It was so good. Everyone dove in. You would have never known that they had been eating all day. The flavor was incredibly rich, and the rice was moist and golden.

Needless to say, we had also been drinking. Sangria, of course. But also a steady line of Spanish wines, including Carro Tinto '05, Castillo de Monséran NV Cariñena, Burgans Albariño '06 and Muga Rioja Rosada '05.

And dessert was...

Red Velvet Cake! Huh, you ask? That's right. Kent and Mary both love it, and Michelle has a friend that makes the best Red Velvet cake ever. So, with a big "40" candle on the cake, the happy couple passed around slices of Red Velvet cake to the rest of the full and sloshed family. Us cooks collected our "attaboys" and sat around smiling amidst the buzz. We ate dessert, drank some L'Ermitage Brut '99 and got seriously mellow.

Really, there is nothing like cooking for people you love.

July 29, 2007

It's a knife and a bicycle...

Clever bit of design. It's a knife with a retro bike handlebar grip

Bikeknife

For what they are, they're way overpriced. But they are fun to look at.

(tip 'o' the hat: Uncrate)

June 26, 2007

They Can Have My Garlic When They Pry It From My Cold, Dead Fingers

Italian chefs crusade against garlic

(...)

There's a garlic debate raging among chefs and eaters in Italy, and it's not about freshness. It's about eliminating garlic from Italian cooking entirely. Sicilian chef Filippo La Mantia, who has a hot restaurant in Rome, declared that he'll never use it. Like others in his camp, he feels that garlic smells terrible and overwhelms delicate flavors. The antigarlic contigency has a powerful ally in former Premier Silvio Berlusconi whose has a well-known aversion to the stinking rose. Carlo Rossella, a news director for Berlusconi's Mediaset has even started a list of garlic-free restaurants and is pushing for places that serve garlic to have separate, garlic-free menus.

Cooking purists tend to chap my ass. I've been having the garlic argument for years. There has always been a very vocal minority that finds garlic to be anathema. That minority is very small.  My experience began with working in kitchens around C'ville. Every now and then Helen Worth, a local cooking eminence, would drop in. Helen Worth is very old school. Literally. She's a member of Les Dames d'Escoffier, had a cooking school in New York, invented the precursor to Kitchen Bouquet and she used to pal around with M.F.K. Fisher. She's published a number of cookbooks way back when. In her retirement, she lives near C'ville and gives cooking classes. She's a very sweet old lady.

She also can't abide garlic. And she explained to me that, "Real chefs don't feel the need to use garlic." Talk about waving the red cape...

I, on the other hand, adore garlic. I use it both appropriately and with complete abandon. One of my favorite movie scenes is in Goodfellas, where our protaganists are preparing an Italian meal in prison, and one character is showing another how to lovingly slice garlic paper thin with a razor blade. There is great culinary wisdom in that scene.

Helen and I agreed to disagree.

I always find it interesting when little movements arise proclaiming certain ingredients to be verboten. I've always felt is shows a narrowness of mind that has no room in the world of cooking. Every ingredient has it's context, and there are scores of applications for each of those ingredients, from the obvious to some that make your eyebrows hurt. But I believe this to be true: They are all relevant. Just because I don't particularly like okra doesn't mean I'm going to pronounce it somehow unacceptable to use in gumbo.

You don't like garlic? Fine. But don't tell me the use of it is somehow unworthy of true culinary endeavour. Don't make fey little pronouncements, proclaiming that garlic, "overwhelms delicate flavors." That's just silly. Garlic will do what you want it to do. Used properly, it can bring out delicate flavors, and enhance them. Or you can just drop a garlic bomb and reek for days. I can do both. I suspect that those who make such blanket statements are somewhat lacking in skill and imagination.

June 14, 2007

Restaurant Conceptualization #1

Funny things happen to you when you're wrapping 200 scallops in bacon.

First of all is the realization that, at the Club, we actually wrap scallops in bacon, as opposed dumping them onto sheet pans straight out of the deep freeze. Most places that do banquet service take most of their product out of the freezer and bake or fry them up, put them on trays for passing or in buffet chafers.

But at the Club, we kick it old school and we keep it real.

Be that as it may, I was about mid way through wrapping my scallops in bacon, when I had an idea for a restaurant.

I would call it Banquet.

Like most new restaurants, it would have an one word name in the singular, only this name would actually extend meaning and give you something of a clue as to what the establishment was about.

At Banquet, I, the Chef, would do banquet food. Like those bacon wrapped scallops, for instance. Except my bacon wrapped scallops would be produced with the finest of thick-cut, applewood smoked bacon, diver scallops and some sort of nice calvados butter sauce to finish it.

Think about it; all the crappy banquets and weddings you've been to, where the food looked good at first glance, but seriously sucked when it got past your lips. At Banquet, this would not be the case. All those canapes, mini-crabcakes, and stuffed mushrooms would be lovingly made by hand of the finest ingredients and beautifully presented.

And the entrées? All the variations on stuffed chicken that you could possibly imagine: Kiev and all the myriad variations on Cordon Bleu.  True USDA Prime grade prime rib. Wild caught Copper River Salmon. Once again, everything, wonderfully fresh, pristine and made from scratch in the classical, traditional methods.

And for dessert? How about a number of wedding cakes that don't taste like sawdust and Crisco flavored spackle. That's right, wedding cake that you'll remember as being special; truly worthy of that wonderful day. Like the cake Laura made for The Lady and me. A real dessert, in other words, instead of a tasteless disappointment. The other desserts would be handmade versions of those other pasty, gelatinous, deathly sweet horrors that tempt you and then leave you quaking with regret like a morning after drunken sailor amidst the debris of an all-night orgy in Bangkok. These desserts would be sublime. They would make your eyes roll up into the back of your skull with delight.

Banquet food, prepared and served in the tradition of fine dining, with white-linen service.

The coffee would be excellent, as well. Can't have that hotel produced, watery swill that passes for coffee at Banquet.

The best part about Banquet? Once the reputation has been established, Bridezilla and her mom will show up to book a wedding. And I, the Chef, will smile and say, "We don't do banquets."

May 22, 2007

When Chefs Get Out Of Hand...

What I wouldn't have given to be in the room when this happened:

As (Marco Pierre) White was demonstrating a flaming Sambuca trick to pals Mario Batali, Tony Bourdain, Carole Radziwill and others, the burning booze spilled on his shirt and the table. In the ensuing group effort to extinguish the flames, several champagne flutes and wine glasses were broken and White "was accidentally stabbed in the hand," our source said. "Blood went everywhere but he didn't want to go to the hospital . . . very macho." White stuck his hand in a bucket of ice water, wrapped it with some napkins and was put in a cab.

A few points emerge.

First, chefs, as a general rule, party their fool asses off to such extremes as to astound. When the big dogs gather, it is a sight to behold. I've witnessed more famous chefs do this sort of thing than I care to remember.

Second, Marco shows the righteous stuff. He lights himself on fire and, in the ensuing liquid chaos, is stabbed in the hand by a broken wine glass. Does he go to the hospital? Hell no! Another general rule is that no self respecting chef goes to the hospital when cut, stabbed and/or burned, unless the wounds are so incapacitating that he can no longer perform or party (The corollary to this general rule is that chefs don't call in sick. Ask yourself this: When the flu is raging in your area, do the restaurants ever close?). I have only gone to the hospital once for a cut, and that's because it wouldn't stop bleeding after 2 and a half hours. And I only went after service was over. Then I went bar hopping for most of the night. It's what chefs do. Marco Pierre White is one of the toughest, meanest culinary critters to ever walk this earth. He's got a rep to maintain. He knows the rules and comported himself with honor and not a little style.

Huzzah!

March 03, 2007

Misery! Thy Name Is Chef Mojo!

It started in the last week of February during a lunch service.

Word came back from the dining room that one of the members was asking, "Is it in? When will you have it?"

The Chef and I just rolled our eyes and sighed. In addition, I felt a cold, nasty chill descend upon my soul.

Yes. It's that time of year.

The time of year that the little old ladies of Virginia live for. Like migratory birds, some internal compass directs them to dining rooms all over the Commonwealth to ask, pleadingly, "When is it coming? Do you have it?"

All up and down the central Eastern Seaboard, chefs begin to feel like digging their own graves with the despair that grows like a tumor as they pick up the phone to call their seafood purveyors: "Ok. Are they running or what? Oh! You've just got the first ones in? Hell, yeah. Give me a dozen sets, God help me." They hang up the phone, and ask themselves, "How did they - those little old ladies - know it was time?"

And every one of those chefs know that for the next month - all through March - those little old ladies will be coming in like mindless zombies to order the unholy hell that is...

Shad Roe!

Shad Roe. And how they love it. They worship it. They plan their lives around it.

And, oh, how I hate shad roe!

At the Club, we're paying $7.95 a set for sacks of fish eggs from one of the greasiest, trashiest fish on the planet, and we're charging a king's ransom for the privilege of being able to consume it.

The little old ladies don't care.

They would sell their retirement condos in order to partake of a set of bloody, membranous sacks of fish roe dredged in seasoned flour and fried in butter and topped with a lemon-caper cream. Or a bacon and apple butter sauce. Or a chive butter. Or a brown butter. I could top this horror with goat turds, and I'm sure they'd still order it.

By now, you're probably thinking, "Gee. Chef Mojo has some issues with shad roe, doesn't he?"

Damn skippy I do, pal.

Because I have to cook those things up, and let me tell you, there ain't nothing nastier than one of those bastards exploding in a sauté pan and covering your hand - or as was the case yesterday, on my face - with hot, blistering fat. Because they do explode. See, the damn things are mostly water, trapped in a tough, thin membrane. And no matter how many little holes I poke in them, invariably one of them blows up during service, creating yet another layer of blisters and burns over yesterday's blisters and burns.

For a whole month.

But joy of joys! I am told that the harvesting of these devious eggs will be severely limited this year! Yes, the Commonwealth, in its infinite wisdom, has decided that shad are being woefully over fished. Perhaps, it won't be so bad this time around.

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February 26, 2007

Must Have

I was doing some browsing through the Library of America website, and found something that I'm just going to have to have:

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Oh yeah. Bring. It. On.

In a groundbreaking new anthology, celebrated food writer Molly O'Neill gathers the very best from over 250 years of American culinary history. This literary feast includes classic accounts of iconic American foods: Henry David Thoreau on the delights of watermelon; Herman Melville, with a mouth-watering chapter on clam chowder; H. L. Mencken on the hot dog; M.F.K. Fisher in praise of the oyster; Ralph Ellison on the irresistible appeal of baked yam; William Styron on Southern fried chicken. American writers abroad, like A. J. Liebling, Waverly Root, and Craig Claiborne, describe the revelations they found in foreign restaurants; travellers to America, including the legendary French gourmet J. A. Brillat-Savarin, discover such native delicacies as turkey, Virginia barbecue, and pumpkin pie. Great chefs and noted critics discuss their culinary philosophies and offer advice on the finer points of technique; home cooks recount disasters and triumphs. A host of eminent American writers, from Nathaniel Hawthorne, Harriet Beecher Stowe, and Walt Whitman to Thomas Wolfe, Willa Cather, and Langston Hughes, add their distinctive viewpoints to the mix.

  American Food Writing celebrates the astonishing variety of American foodways, with accounts from almost every corner of the country and a host of ethnic traditions: Dutch, Cuban, French, Italian, Jewish, Chinese, Irish, Indian, Scandinavian, Native American, African, English, Japanese, and Mexican. A surprising range of subjects and perspectives emerge, as writers address such topics as fast food, hunger, dieting, and the relationship between food and sex. James Villas offers a behind-the-scenes look at gourmet dining through a waiter's eyes; Anthony Bourdain recalls his days at the Culinary Institute of America; Julia Child remembers the humble beginnings of her much-loved television series; Nora Ephron chronicles internecine warfare among members of the "food establishment;" Michael Pollan explores what the label "organic" really means.

Throughout the anthology are more than 50 classic recipes, selected after extensive research from cookbooks both vintage and modern, and certain to instruct, delight, and inspire home chefs.

Going through the table of contents turned me into a grinning fool. I was wondering why I hadn't heard of it; it hasn't been released yet. It comes out in April, but you can preorder it at Amazon.

700 pages of yummy goodness. I can't wait.

December 08, 2006

Christmas For Foodies!

Wondering what to get that certain foodie in your life for the holidays? Wonder no more! Bill Quick and I have got you covered over at Daily Pundit with this year's Weekend Cooking Thread Christmas Shopping List.

It’s that time again, so here comes the Daily Pundit Weekend Cooking Thread Christmas Shopping List. There’s something here for every taste and every pocket book, although I have to admit that the Chef and I stuck a lot of stuff in here that should be followed with “…after I win the lottery.”

But that’s what wish lists are all about, right?

We’ll keep this up until amazon.com says they can’t deliver in time for Christmas any more. You’ll see a bit of overlap, because the Chef and I tend to lust after similar things - like extremely sharp and expensive Japanese steel.

Have fun!

September 07, 2006

Birthday

The Lady is quite simply the most wonderful creature I know of. Over the years, she's managed to make my birthday a very nice occasion, greasing the skids into the next year of my life with verve and style. This year was no exception. Being in Savannah on August 30th made it wonderful.

This year I got a new Shun santoku, a deluxe edition DVD of Hail, Hail Rock 'n' Roll, and an amazingly beautiful new ring made by Rob Piland; a silver Olivia with a dazzling blue topaz. I've been wearing it nonstop.

We walked the dogs, showered and headed off for lunch at Angel's BBQ. Time to try the pork.

Folks, Andrew Trice is an effin' smokin' genius. Pulled pork to die for. Heavy smoke. Oh, so tender and juicy. The taste of the pork shone through the smoke. Huge sandwich. The Lady and I were moaning in pleasure. Angel's really does represent a harmonic convergence of pig, rub and smoke. As if I don't have enough reasons to visit Savannah. Now I have yet another. Damn fine BBQ.

And then there was dinner.

We decided to go to Sapphire Grill.

Sapphire Grill is in an unlikely location, and an unenviable one. It is situated next door to The Lady and Sons, Paula Deen's monster of a restaurant that has become legend due to her Food Network fame. People line up around the block for hours in the most ungodly heat imaginable to eat at a buffet of traditional Southern home cooking. We met Paula back in the day when TLaS was situated in a smaller location further on down Congress Street, in the location now occupied by Mollie McPherson's, an outstanding Scottish pub with the best selection of single malts I've seen in years.

Anyway. Sapphire Grill is next door to TLaS. We sort of had to nudge our way past the crowd to enter a cozy nook of a restaurant; dark and cool.

I don't think I've ever had a sub par cocktail in Savannah. Savannah is all about the cocktail, and Sapphire was no exception. Knob Creek Manhattan for me and a Bombay Sapphire (of course!) G&T for The Lady.

The Lady started with Jumbo Lump Crab Cakes with a Tart Lemon Broth, Golden Pepper Cream and Black Cumin Sweet Onion Salad. I started with Smoked Wild Halibut over Prosciutto-Chive Brioche, Arugula, Caviar, Quail Egg and Heirloom Tomato.

Sapphire's menu is in two parts. A "regular" menu and a "build it yourself" menu, where you are presented with various components that you can use to create your own dish. The Lady went this route by coming up with Diver Scallops with Black Truffle Butter, Creamed Carolina Gold Rice and Grilled Asparagus. She had a glass of Saint M Riesling '03 to go with it.

I went with Grilled Veal Loin over a Lobster Mushroom Crouton with "melted" Currant Tomatoes, Lobster Mushroom Veal Jus and Micro Basil. With that, I had to go with a glass of 7 Deadly Zins '04. Yum.

Wow.

The Lady finished with a Strawberry Shortcake on a cinnamon biscuit. Wonderful simplicity.

I went the chocolate route. Flourless Chocolate Torte with a layer of ganache to make it even more evil than it was. The freshest, most intense raspberry coulis I've ever encountered.

We finished and walked back along Congress Street and up to Broughton Street. The evening had cooled off considerably. We drove back to the house, indulged in an after dinner drink and a nice Padron Aniversario cigar on the back porch, amidst the bats and Spanish moss.

Thanks Sweetie. I'll always remember.

August 29, 2006

"A Little Taste Of Heaven That's Been Through Hell"

Well, That was a fun day.

I started off by cooking The Lady her favorite breakfast, shrimp & grits. I used plenty of garlic, scallions and butter and served them over creamy grits. The shrimp were local wild caught jumbo, bought from Russo's. And at under $10.00 a pound, you can be sure we're taking some back up north with us. Crazy good shrimp; sweet and succulent. We had been meaning to have them last night, but we went ahead and chowed down on the deviled crabs, instead. At $2.50 a pop, we'll be taking some of those, too. Russo's is what a seafood shop should be; whole pristine, fresh fish laying in beds of crushed ice. The Lady was stunned by the selection. She'd never seen that much fish in one place, and it really left an impression on her. We're probably going back for some red snapper to grill.

After that, we fed the dogs, and drove them to the Sand Gnats ball park for their daily constitutional. We walked all the way there yesterday and it devastated us. Today, with the humidity up around 90%, we decided to drive them up and let them do their thing. Stella and Lola were wonderfully cooperative, but Petey is being a real picky bastard as far as his business is concerned. He may be sleeping out back tonight.

Even with the driving, we were drenched. After showers, we headed downtown to hit the Bull Street area, which has got some wonderful shops. We also wanted to do something that we've been meaning to do since John & Michelle's wedding; namely eat BBQ at Angel's.

Angel's is simply fantastic. It is the proverbial hole in the wall, literally. It's situated on Oglethorpe Lane, an over glorified alley a half block over from Oglethorpe Avenue. It rests in the shadow of the Presbyterian Church, and you wouldn't know it's there unless you noticed the sign sitting on the sidewalk or the yellow "BBQ" flag hanging limp in the heat.

But walking inside is a revelation. The first thing I saw was the poster advertising an upcoming Frank Black performance in Savannah. Ramones were playing on the sound system. Then the smell of hickory smoke and meat hit me like a bullet. Oh, god, I love that smell. It must be hardwired into my brain as the Ur-pleasure second only to sex. Instant salivation, even after a rich breakfast of shrimp & grits. Angel's is owned and run by Andrew and Aileen Trice. I met them at the wedding, where Andrew officiated over vows, being an ordained minister. In addition to Todd, that's two ordained ministers without congregations that I know. Andrew knows his BBQ. He learned his chops in Memphis, and has had the brass to bring that style here to Savannah. The Lady and I both had brisket today. Andrew, in a black CBGB's t-shirt presented us with platters of brisket and sauce, a slice of white bread for sopping, mac 'n' cheese and slaw for me and mac 'n' cheese and greens for The Lady. The brisket was falling apart tender, redolent with hickory smoke and bathed in a Memphis sauce that defied description. Between The Lady and I, there were other bottles of sauce, as well as some great condiment sauces. I counted four sauces; Memphis, North Carolina vinegar based, Angels Tears (a hybrid between the Memphis and NC sauces) and a mustard based Low Country sauce. The outstanding surprise of the day was the Screaming Pickle sauce, a pureed mixture of Serrano peppers, dill pickles and pickle brine. Pure, effing genius. When he starts selling this stuff, I'm going to be doing anything and everything to be at the head of the line. I will not rule out violence. He also sampled us with a beer mustard that he's developing with a local brewer, Moon River Brewery.

(We hit Moon River yesterday for a some beer. A Wit beer for me and a Savannah Fest for The Lady. They also had North Coast Old Rasputin on a guest tap. I got one to go. This is one of the neat things about Savannah; as long as it's in a plastic cup, you can pretty much walk around in public drinking an alcoholic beverage. Hell, around here people drive with those beverages.)

The sides were simply amazing. The mac 'n' cheese was out of this world and tasty; pure soul. The Lady is impressed when I do Bug's Mac 'n' Cheese with the black truffles. She was also impressed with this version. The 'slaw was Memphis, with mustard muscling it's way into the picture, asserting itself in taste and color. The greens were tangy and spicy with peanuts thrown into the mix. Tender and bursting with flavor.

If you are in Savannah, or headed there, you've got to check out Angel's BBQ. This is the good stuff. Simple, humble, to-the-point, but with the serious attitude of a true Chef. Andrew and Aileen have gone the distance, carving out a little hardcore territory where pigs rule in a hickory haze.

Oh, yeah. Most def gonna get the Chef Mojo Seal of Approval. In fact, this is the first. Swing it, Angel's!

August 27, 2006

Chef Mojo Finds New Extremes In Personal Indulgence...

If you are ever in Savannah and head out towards Tybee Island, you'll eventually run into a little roadside stand off on the right by the name of Davis Produce. They're known locally as the home of the "Killer Tomato," and that's no lie. I had my share of them this evening, incorporated into a fantastic meal at Elizabeth on 37th.

It helps to have a cousin who cooks there with his wife making the reservation and setting you down as a VIP.

We got back about an hour ago after a three and a half hour repast that gave me renewed hope for Western Civilization, especially that portion of it that digs on pork. I had Kurobuta pork for the first time this evening. Kurobuta pork is what you get when you get when you take a black British Berkshire hog, breed it in Japan Kobe beef style and then transplant it to Idaho. When The Lady and I got our main course, I started weeping; it was so good. The idea that the best pork I've ever had came to me via England and Japan makes me feel conflicted as a Southerner, but that's alright.

I'm getting ahead of myself, however.

Our waiter, Chris, is a protege of the owners, Greg and Gary, and he really knows his stuff. He practically gave us a dissertation on the specials for the evening, and was quite pleased when we went for the tasting menu - as we usually do - and left the wine pairings up to him.

The amuse bouche was a plate of mustard glazed wild salmon with a wasabi cream, a puff stuffed with mushrooms and a mussel broiled with a smoked tomato aioli.

The first course was a martini glass with a spicy tomato aspic, boiled egg and a glorious crab salad. The aspic was so incredibly fresh tasting. I usually have issues with tomato aspic. Not this time. The interplay of the lightly dressed crab and the aspic was amazing. The crab is local, and there is a story behind how it gets to the restaurant that I can't relate. But suffice to say, it's the best crab meat anywhere.

Next was a black eyed pea patty. Stay with me here. A wonderful light, almost fluffy, fried black eyed pea patty on a bed of collard green slaw with some of those Davis tomatoes diced into it. They served it with a touch of curry cream and a puree of green peppers. It reminded me of an Indian lentil patty and was delicious. You find a surprising amount of east Indian influence in the Low Country, which came there by way of the Caribbean. Curries pop up in the strangest of places around here.

There was a lovely intermezzo salad of baby greens and herbs with simple vinaigrette and crumbles of feta cheese. The herbs were grown in the restaurant's garden and they add a real sparkle to what would otherwise be a pedestrian salad.

The first fish course was local sea bass stuffed with Maine lobster, served with a julienne of green beans. This was a testament as to why I go nuts for seafood when I'm here in Savannah. Mind-numbingly fresh fish.

The second fish course was local herb roasted snapper over a bed of baby butterbeans, corn and tomatoes with a light, spicy broth.

Next was a lovely saute of mushrooms, simply done and finished with herbs and cream and served with a light, flaky pastry and a touch of green pepper puree.

Then there was that pork I was telling you about.  A two bone grilled chop of Kurobuta pork done to medium rare and topped with a bit of curry butter. Melt in your mouth tender with an indescribably rich taste. A true pleasure. They served it with a stuffed potato, but, frankly I don't remember how they did it, I was so overwhelmed.  John sent out a side of low country hash; potatoes, beef sausage, corn and tomatoes all finely diced and sauteed with spinach. Fantastic.

Double espressos for both of us, followed by a peach and raspberry tart with vanilla bean ice cream for The Lady and a slice of Savannah cream cake with strawberry-rhubarb sauce and creme anglaise.

Now all during this meal, they plied us with very good wine, which unfortunately I did not record. There were three Rieslings, a Moscato, a lovely light white with an interesting yeast aroma and a big ass Rhone with the pork. For dessert there was a Sauternes and a late harvest muscat bottled for E37 and called "Bug Juice." Just before we were shoveled into the taxi, Chris served us one more glass of wine; a fantastic Spanish red from Toro. We were a bit hazy by that point, to say the least. I guess Chris liked his tip.

The kitchen at E37 completely outdid themselves and the service was incredible and beautifully timed.

(Cross-posted at Daily Pundit)

August 13, 2006

Colvin Run Tavern

A long time ago, I interviewed with Bob Kinkead at his eponymous restaurant in DC. I did not get the job. Oh, well. But I thought Kinkead's was the bee's knees when it came to cutting edge seafood on our side of the country.

He has since opened another restaurant, Colvin Run Tavern. It's in Tyson's Corner, Virginia. But the real nice part of Tyson's Corner; the part with the Tiffany's, Gucci and Hérmes stores, as well as the Morton's that I helped open and worked at for year or so.

Last night, the 'rents in law took The Lady, my Mom and myself out to Colvin Run Tavern for an early birthday dinner for me.

All I can say is, "Wow..."

We were in the Charleston Room. Our server was everything you could hope for; knowledgeable and with a sense of humor. I was asked to choose a red and a white wine. For the red, I went for the Barbera D'Alba, «Tre Vigne», Vietti, Piedmont, 2004. For the white, Riesling Kabinett, Weingut Rudolf Eilenz, Ayler Kupp, Mosel, 2004. I started out with a Knob Creek Manhattan on the rocks.

Our server brought us an amusée bouche of Chilled Melon Soup with Champagne Grapes and, of course, Champagne. All topped with a little dollop of créme fraiche. Pure refreshment, with the tiny grapes providing a superb textural contrast.

My app was essentially tuna done three ways: Tuna Ceviche with Ginger and Coconut, Chile Spiced Seared Rare Tuna with Sweet Pepper Tamale and Tuna Carpaccio with a Yuzu Lime Vinaigrette and Crispy Yucca. Damn. I love me some raw or rare tuna, and this dish pushed all the right buttons. Beautifully presented on a long, rectangular plate, it was a joy to the eyes as well as the tongue. The tiny Sweet Pepper Tamale was a standout, but looks were deceiving; it had a little kick there, and the salsa verde that came with it was very concentrated and intense.

My entrée was Pan Roasted Muscovy Duck Breast with Savory Potato Gnocchi, Honey Mushrooms, Leg Confit, and a Fois Gras Emulsion. The Fois Gras Emulsion sold me on this. The whole plate kicked my collective ass to the Moon and back. Absolutely perfect, right down to the sautéed baby spinach with garlic. The duck was tender and done to a pristine medium rare. The sauce... well. This was the sauce that other sauces fantasize about being. Intense duck stock with the richness of the fois gras. I was reaching for bread by the time I was finished clearing the plate. The Gnocchi were a revelation; light and fluffy, with the slightest hint of white truffle oil. The mushrooms were packed with flavor and the baby Vidalia onion with them was simply divine.

We all had the same dessert; a Peach Tart Tatain with Vanilla Ice Cream. Again, freshness shone through. It was a picture perfect ending to a superb meal.

August 10, 2006

Nectar

After the day I've had, I decided to crack open a Thomas Hardy's Ale. Oh, dear, but that is pure British nectar. It has to be one of the most complex beers out there: A sweetish dulce de leche thing going on there, with a slight Seville orange peel action. There's a long, long, long finish that just keeps on going.

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July 29, 2006

A Little Raw Meat Action For Saturday

As the hip kids say, I love me some Steak Tartare. Well, maybe they don't say that. In fact, I imagine most folks coming up through the years would see this as pure, unmitigated barbarity. But no matter. It's a wonderful thing.

When breaking down a beef tenderloin, I like to take the chain (which is gristly piece attached to the side.) and laboriously remove the usable meat. The rest of the chain goes into the freezer for when I make stock, as does the silver trim. I take part of the head and the tail of the tender, and the reserved chain meat and make me some Steak Tartare.

2 anchovy fillets
2 cloves of garlic, peeled and crushed
1 teaspoon capers
1 egg yolk
2 tablespoons Dijon mustard
Salt
Freshly ground black pepper
1/4 cup olive oil
1 pound beef tenderloin
1/4 cup finely minced shallots

I use a small Cuisinart mini-prep to do the following. Take the anchovies, garlic, capers, egg yolk, mustard, and put it in the bowl of the mini-prep and let 'er rip. After the mixture is smooth, and with the mini-prep running, slowly add the olive oil to form an emulsion. Salt and pepper to taste. I like to go a little heavy on the pepper.

Then I take the tenderloin scrap and, instead of grinding it, I hand chop it pretty fine. This results in a much nicer texture IMHO.

Take your chopped tenderloin and work in the egg mixture and shallots. Cover closely with film and refrigerate for an hour. Pull out of the fridge and give it a stir. Divide into 4 oz. portions. I like forming them in a PVC ring on the plate. I sprinkle a little fresh chopped Italian parsley on each portion and drizzle a bit of olive oil over and around the plate. I usually serve this with a classic caviar service of strained hard boiled egg yolks and egg whites, and finely chopped red onion. I also accompany the dish with freshly made crostini.

To eat, spread a little Tartare on the crostini. Add a bit of yolk, white and onion. Eat it. It is to die for. Pure primordial hedonism.

June 28, 2006

Well, That's A First...

During lunch service today, my waiter, Steph, comes into the kitchen shaking her head. I ask her what's up.

Seems the 1:00 pm deuce showed up early, took a look at the menu and canceled their reservation. Just walked out in a huff.

Why, asks I?

Seems they couldn't find anything on the menu they liked. Oh. And we didn't serve Diet Pepsi.

Dios mio, man. What's up with that? No Diet Pepsi? Hey, like there's a Mickey-Ds a half mile away, ok? Check it.

Like the song says, "O, sweet nuthin', she ain't got nothing at all."

June 13, 2006

Chilled Cantaloupe Soup

We're moving into summer, which means the staff at the Inn has been jonesing for some chilled soups. So I thought I'd post one of the favorites. It's easy and very refreshing. I got the idea a number of years ago when I realized that the lassi drink from India made a pretty good chilled soup. I liked the fact that there was no cooking involved and it's very fast in terms of prep. Here's what you'll need.

A hand blender. Really, these things are great. If you don't have one, get one.

6 cups plain yogurt, preferably whole milk yogurt
1/2 of a large, ripe cantaloupe, seeded, skinned and roughly chopped
1/4 cup of dry Riesling wine, such as Bonny Doon Pacific Rim Riesling
1/2 teaspoon of good quality madras curry powder
1 teaspoon of ground cumin
pinch of saffron (optional)
salt to taste
Thai basil or mint, cut into ribbons

In a suitable container, combine all ingredients except salt and Thai basil. Using the hand blender, blend until soup is smooth. Salt to taste. Done. If you can, do this a day ahead and refrigerate. Ladle into bowls and garnish with the Thai basil (preferably) or mint.

Another cool thing to do with this soup is to finely dice some prosciutto or Serrano ham and add it to the soup as a garnish. In that case, I use chives for garnish.

I've been doing this soup for the last couple of days, and the staff is going nuts for it. So are the guests.

June 12, 2006

Marathon

Well, that was interesting. Spent yesterday doing a wedding for Laura's daughter. Turned out great. Good food. As is the case with these things, I'm feeling it today as I return to work at the Inn.

But probably not as much as Laura is feeling it. Check it out; Iron Woman Triathalon... After all the planning and prepping, her son William graduates from high school on Saturday (congrats, dude!), her daughter gets married the next day and today she's driving William to Columbia, Missouri for college orientation.

So, I just want to say; you done good, Laura. Tequilas all around when you get back.

June 10, 2006

Great British Culinary Inventions, Part 1

I was commenting on the Daily Pundit cooking thread, which this week deals with shortcuts and secrets, and I got to thinking about a couple of my favorite British inventions.

Now being a professional chef, I always have some homemade beef or chicken stock at hand. [snort] As if I have time. Sometimes, I'll do up a batch of veal glace to freeze, but that's quite a bit of work. So, I end up using a shortcut, and there's none better than OXO and Bisto.

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OXO cubes are the best bouillon cubes I've ever used. Lots of flavor, not too salty and easy to use. Great for Bullshots. They're great for soups and stews. Good to have on hand. My Mom is fanatical about OXO; always manages to have some on hand. Before you could get them from British specialty online shops here in the US, she would make anyone she knew that was going to the UK bring her back some OXO cubes. They thought she was mad, but they always fed her jones for OXO. She's also fanatical about this stuff:

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Gravy granules. Right. No, really, this stuff rocks. Comes in various flavors, including onion. Very versatile. Combine with roast drippings, a little red wine and you've got a great quick gravy without any muss or fuss.

The Brits; bless 'em.

May 29, 2006

Memorial Day Weekend

Just got back from C&P's. It was a wonderful, long weekend. We talked, cooked, drank great wine and smoked fine cigars.

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View from the butterfly garden steps towards the Virginia fence that Paul and I put up last year. There are now heirloom apple trees planted across the fence.

On Friday evening, we had a simple meal of olive bread, smoked trout, olives, marinaded mushrooms, Batali hot coppa, sopresata, rosemary Manchego, Mountaineer cheese and Morbier cheese.

Saturday was spent running around Westminster picking up meats at Bullock's and wine tasting at Cranberry. We decided to keep it simple again for dinner and opted for the Bullock's hot Italian sausage, onions and peppers on rolls. That's it. And wine, of course. All done picnic style in the back yard.

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The Italian sausage and peppers are to the right. I took advantage of having some cherry wood at hand, and decided to smoke some Comeaux's andouille and a couple of packs of Catalan butafara for future use. The andouille is now double smoked.

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Carrie and Paul kick back after the meal!

Sunday was ever more relaxed. I did a breakfast of biscuits, bacon and scrambled eggs.

Have I mentioned that we napped a lot?

Well, dinner last night was great. I've been hankering after Paul's curry marinaded grilled chicken thighs. He grinds his own curry, mixes it into whole milk yogurt and marinades the chicken for about 3 hours.I grilled the chicken while Paul did a brown rice pilaf.

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Chicken thighs going on the grill. That's real charcoal, kids. Not briquettes. Real charcoal. Also a mix of fresh cherry and hickory. God, I love to grill...

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And there's the Yogurt Curry Chicken just before it comes off the grill. The pilaf had fresh-from-their-garden onions and cilantro, dried pears, peaches and apricots, mushrooms and cashews. We also did up a pineapple raita flavored with black mustard seed, garam masala and cilantro. That's good eatin'.

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A lovely golden Guntrum Spätlese to go with the golden hour...

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The golden hour is that magic time of dusk before the sun sets. It washes Avalon's valley with an amazing light that is melancholy and joyful all the same. The Lady and I feel the same way when we leave Avalon. Melancholy at leaving and joyful at the prospect of returning soon.

And it can never be too soon.

May 26, 2006

Watanabe Blade

It occurs to me that I never reported on the Shinichi Watanabe knife I gave myself as a Christmas gift.

Well here it is in it's work environment:

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(click on it!)

If you recall, it's a 160mm Kintaro-Ame Sanada-Ami Petite blade. It's still sharp as the devil, with just the occasional hone on a very fine waterstone.

After five months of constant use, I have to say that I'm extremely pleased with this knife. Small and fast. Great for service work.

Huzzah!

May 20, 2006

The Great Culinaria Mystery

Anyone who knows me knows that one of my favorite series of cookbooks is the astounding Culinaria series, published by a German company, Könemann. These books are brilliantly photographed, large format cookbooks. They are big, heavy and beautiful, with a wealth of recipes. Most of them deal with the culinary traditions of individual countries and each book is usually split into provincial or regional chapters.

I've received them over the years as gifts and have searched them out or stumbled across them in various places. At this point, I have the following Culinarias: A 2 volume European Specialties, France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Caribbean, USA and Southeast Asian Specialties. The Lady just found and ordered Greece for me, and we're still searching for a reasonably priced copy of Hungary.

Which leaves the mystery. And the mystery is this: A number of years ago on Amazon, we noticed that two more volumes were to be published, India and Britannia & Eire.

Well, the publishing dates came and went. No books. We let it go. That was back in '02 & '03.

Today, I got a wild hare to go searching for Culinarias. The Lady and I found Greece; no problem. Very reasonable price from Abebooks. But I wanted to find about those two mystery books. There were ISBN numbers for them, but no record of them anywhere. I found some signs of life on Amazon UK for the Britannia book, but nothing else. They didn't seem to exist anywhere, even used. Very strange. I couldn't find a website for Könemann, the publishers. Eventually, I did, and I've sent them an email asking after the missing books. If I get an answer, I'll update this post.

In the meantime, however, you should really try to find the available books. They're out of print, so you'll have to go the used route, for the most part. Most of them can still be found through Cooking.com. If you go for the European Specialties, be sure to get the double volume in the slipcase. It's a "compilation" of all the other European editions. I highly recommend these books to the serious cook who is interested in foodways. The fantastic recipes are enhanced by the accompanying text on everything from food culture to viticulture.

Plus, they just plain look cool.

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Cooking Without Recipes

One of the reasons I continue to love cooking, despite getting pounded into fleshy pulp in restaurant kitchens on a regular basis, is that I'm always able to find something new and beautiful about cooking on a near-daily basis.

In this respect, cooking can and should resemble the improvisational aspect of Jazz. Finding new ways to do old classics is what keeps it real for me. Even down to the simplest dish; if I can find a way to do a twist or turn on it, I usually will. Doing this, however, requires that you don't lock yourself into recipes.

My successes in the kitchen have never hinged on what ingredients a recipe called for, but rather on my own flexibility in dealing with what I had on hand. Instead of letting a particular array of ingredients dampen your spirits and style, allow it to kindle your awareness of what could be. I guess if there is any secret to my cooking, it's that I always seek out new possibilities.

Oh, how I wish I had written that paragraph above! That short paragraph pretty much encompasses my whole philosophy of cooking. It was, thankfully, written in the early 80's by James Haller in the introduction to Another Blue Strawberry: More Brilliant Cooking Without Recipes. This was the follow-up to The Blue Strawberry Cookbook: Cooking (Brilliantly) Without Recipes (which is still in print. Get one. Now.). My first Chef, David Parker gave me a used, beat up old copy of Another Blue Strawberry when he moved off to some misadventure in the Virgin Islands, and I'll thank him forever for it. These two books engage a philosophy that will always stick with me: Never follow the rules! I've followed this philosophy so diligently for so many years that I am now completely incapable of following a recipe without tweaking it somehow in order to make it mine. That's if I'm using a recipe at all. When I look at recipes, I'm looking at suggestions as to how to go about preparing food, not engaging in religious dogma. This probably explains why I love such things as gumbos and chilis and assorted stews. The possibilities are infinite.

This can get a little frustrating for people who ask me for recipes, because I'm very free with recipes. Except that I don't actually have a recipe for a lot of the dishes I do. So, when a guest first asked me how I did my Vidalia Onion Bisque, I had to sit down and try to figure it out and write a recipe. Once the recipe was written, though, it was pretty much obsolete. When I look at that recipe on the computer, I just sort of go, "Hmmm. Is that how I was doing it six years ago?"

Another important thing that Haller stresses is the importance of talking about food and cooking. Always talk about what you're eating and why you like or dislike it. That's how cooks learn; through instructional criticism. Always ask yourself, "What would I do differently next time." When I visit with our friends Carrie and Paul, I love going through their cookbooks because of the notes they've left in the margins. What did they think of the dish? What did they do to twist it? What might they do in the future. Very cool.

If you are an adventurous soul when it comes to cooking (you know who you are!), you should really get these two books by whatever means necessary. The books stress concept over recipe, ratios over dogmatic rigidity. I guarantee you'll never use a recipe for a cheesecake again if you follow Haller's method.

I've earned a reputation over the years as being a good cooking teacher to the point that a few chef friends have hung the nickname "Yoda" on me. That's because you don't find the best recipes in books. You find them in yourself.

Of course, that doesn't stop me from having a collection of hundreds of cookbooks.

Oh, and when I post a recipe here at Chef Mojo, think to yourself, "What would I do differently."

April 26, 2006

Skate

And here you go, Denevan!

Ray

It's a type of ray fish.

April 25, 2006

Class Act

Last night, The Lady and I went out to dinner with my mom and her old friend, Britt (She of God's Own Swedish Meatballs). Mom and Britt were in town for garden tours (Long story... It's a Virginia thing...), and were staying at the Inn. They decided to treat The Lady and I to dinner, and I was to choose.

So, I did. I made reservations for 6:30 and we showed up at the appointed time. I had chosen a very nice small establishment near the Inn. The Lady and I have had a number of outstanding dinners there in the past few years, and we always look forward to going there.

One of the reasons I enjoy going there is that the Chef knows from skate wing. I love skate wing. His method is very traditional and without frills; simply sauteed and served with a perfect brown butter. Both mom and I ordered fois gras to start and the skate as our entree. Britt ordered a salad and went into a poached lobster dish. The Lady had a shrimp risotto and finished with the halibut.

The apps were outstanding. I started in on the skate. Lovely. The meal progressed. I was about two thirds of the way through the skate, when I took a bite, and the unthinkable happened.

My mouth and sinuses exploded with the stench of ammonia.

Skate is very delicate stuff. You have to use it fast. When it goes bad, it goes very bad; nothing in between. This wing had gone south in a big way.

Somehow, I managed not to gag all over Britt, who was sitting across from me. I swallowed the bite, and took a long sip of the very nice Vouvray we had ordered. I motioned to our waiter to come over.

She came over and bent down, and I said, very quietly, "Could you please have the Chef taste the skate. I think it's gone a bit off. Tell him that I got a blast of ammonia."

She gave me a quizzical/horrified look, removed my plate and retreated to the kitchen.

Everyone else at the table was, of course, wondering what the hell was going on. I quietly explained the situation. Mom's skate was perfect, thankfully, and Britt and The Lady were thoroughly enjoying their dinners.

The waiter returned. She extended the Chef's sincere apologies. He had removed the skate from the menu for the rest of the evening. Was there something else I would like to order. Of course, my dinner would be removed from the bill. Perfectly handled. I thanked her and declined another dish. I had helped The Lady polish off her app, and by this time, I'd had my fill. I extended my compliments to the Chef for the rest of the meal.

We passed on dessert and ordered coffee. With coffee, however, came a plate of assorted miniature sweets and a round of champagne, compliments of the Chef.

The check was settled and we left.

One problem remained. This morning at breakfast, I find out that Britt, who had ordered decaf coffee, had gotten regular coffee, which resulted in her being up most of the night. She mentioned this to my pastry chef and asked if she would be so kind as to pass it on to the restaurant. My pastry chef did so. I found out about this later. I figured that would be the end of it.

So, this afternoon, just as I'm about to leave for the day, the pastry chef comes running back into the kitchen, where the owner and I are hanging out. She whispers that the Chef from last night's restaurant is out front and would like to speak to us.

The owner and I look at each other and proceed to the front of the house.

We shake hands with the Chef and he turns to me and hands me by way of an apology for the previous evening, a bottle of '96 Perrier Jouet champagne. I was floored. He took responsibility for the night before and explained that he had been careless with the skate and that he was very sorry for Britt's insomnia. We had had a bad experience in his restaurant, and it would never happen again. I thanked him very much. I told him that regardless of the experience the night before, myself, my family and the Inn still thought very highly of his restaurant. I considered this an extreme exception to the rule. We all stood around for awhile talking chef stuff, shook hands and he left the Inn.

This is a perfect example of how an astute, experienced and skilled chef handles what could have been a total culinary disaster. It's also an example of what happens when you handle a situation like this discretely during a dinner gone wrong. Since I handled it with, dare I say, grace, grace was returned.

I think I'll hang onto that bottle of bubbly for awhile to remind what a class act that Chef is.

Huzzah!

April 17, 2006

Yet Another Sign Of The Impending Apocalypse...

Microwave Panini. From Stouffer's. It grills in the microwave. Comes in four flavors: Southwestern Style Chicken, Philly-Style Steak & Cheese, Smoked Turkey Club and Grilled Chicken Italian.

It is to weep.

April 14, 2006

Chili Verde

Well, it's time to post a recipe or two. One of The Lady's faves is Chili Verde, a wonderful, slow cooked pork chili that's fairly mild and intensely flavorful. In conjunction with Bill Quick's Weekend Cooking Thread, which this time around is dealing with chili, here's my Chili Verde:

2 lbs. pork butt or shoulder, cut into 1 inch cubes, with only the most obvious fat trimmed. Actually, keep as much fat as you like; fat is flavor.

1 large yellow o