February 24, 2008

Politics?

Well, screw that shit.

I'm going to see if I can manage not to write a single word about politics from now until after election day, because, frankly, I don't have a dog in this race. There is not a single person left standing that deserves my vote, in either party.

I'll be voting. There's a slew of other things to vote for, but I'm withholding my vote for president until someone worthy of the position comes wandering around with a good argument.

And that's it on the politics for now. Let's see if I can resist...

January 09, 2008

The Real Ron Paul

This is Ron Paul. The real Ron Paul:

As I wrote previously, there's a big difference between a real libertarian who joins the movement due to a belief in the power of freedom and someone using libertarianism as a flag of convenience to add respectability to retrograde and repugnant views. Ron Paul's positions don't indicate that he's terribly interested in freedom so much as he's interested in keeping the Jews from stealing his gold.

His goldbuggery? He's trying to keep "international bankers" (wink, wink) from "manipulating" currencies to enrich themselves at the expense of normal, patriotic people. Normal, patriotic people who spin no dreidls and do not control the media. Savvy?

His foreign policy? He just wants to keep "the Jewish lobby" -- "the most powerful lobby in America," he says -- from getting the US to fight more wars on behalf of Israel.

Oh, and he wants to stop fighting in the Middle East and stop supporting foreign countries. Let me just postulate, based on Ron Paul's long record on such issues, that he's chiefly interested in ceasing animosity with Israel's enemies and most passionate about ending support of Israel. The other countries are just added for consistency. We can see what's animating this little anti-semitic cunt.

He's just "prone to nutty conspiracy theories," eh? Let me paraphrase Umberto Eco by saying There is no conspiracy theory on the planet that does not, at some point, involve the Jews.

This is rather obvious. I can count on one hand the conspiracy theories I've heard that didn't involve Jews, "international bankers," Mossad, or Golda Fucking Meir at the center of the web of manipulation.

Who the fuck did Reason think Ron Paul had in mind for the ultimate malefactors of the Vast International Banker Conspiracy? The Knights Fucking Templar?

At the heart of every conspiracy theory is irrational hatred and scapegoating, boys. Not "Love," not even the backwards kind of love in R3VO_|ution.

Was it really up to me to alert the brain trust at Reason of this fact? You guys didn't sort of figure that out on your own?

No wonder you were so blindsided. Committed conspiracy-nut suspects International Jewry might be up to some malfeasance. Surely no one could have seen that surprise twist coming. It's like the end of The Usual Suspects, except Keyser Sose turns out to be Rabbi Moishe Lefkowitz.

Reason can take its pose of being shocked, shocked to find anti-semitism in the heart of an anti-Israel, anti-AIPAC, anti-"international banker" conspiracy nutter and stick it straight up its wannabe-hipster ass.

Damn, Ace. Tell us what you really think!

This goes under "Read The Whole Thing." People like myself have been reading the signs put out by Ron Paul and his merry band of nutjobs. Ace pretty much sums up the events of the last 24 hours as far as the Paulbots are concerned, and finds them...lacking.

To be fair, several Reason writers express "disappointment" or the like in Paul, and Paul's typical non-response response. And a call for him to answer "questions" about the newsletters.

But most of it is just self-serving nonsense. Reason's folks are likely embarrassed, and I can't blame them for feeling so. They were taken in hook, line and sinker by an oddball hick secessionist and confirmed Jew-hater who brought precious exposure to their quixotic quest to legalize drugs. One can forgive them, perhaps, for the initial attempts to make excuses.

Not just for Ron Paul. But for themselves and their own poor judgment.

But one can forgive them for only so long. This absurd nonsense that Ron Paul didn't approve of his own newsletters, even as he concedes he wrote much of them (just not the embarrassingly racist or anti-semitic parts, mind you!), and thus should be held blameless is embarrassing and simple apologetics for a bitter, twisted old Jew-hatin' reject from the John Birch Society.

You want to keep "the movement" alive? Fine. But reject and renounce Ron Paul himself and stop making absurd claims about his innocence.

Or else continue standing with your venomous, anti-American, conspiracy-mongering Jew-hating twat of "leader." And be counted as one of his disciples, the same sort of disciples who made sure to read The Ron Paul Survival Report back in its dubious heyday, in order to be alerted as to when "the animals" might be moving in on them.

At some point credulity becomes complicity.

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Ron Paul's movement was corrupt from the start. Rotten to it's core. It's sadly amusing to see all his disoriented supporters either trying to justify him or run away.

June 12, 2007

Whackjob

So, now I'm going to piss my brother off.

I can't stand Ron Paul.

I think the man is a certified whackjob. So does Roger L. Simon.

Of course, psychological sophistication isn't a hallmark of Paul supporters. Ideological purity is. More than most groups, they live deep in the world of theory, typing away on their computers with very little connection to the real world. In that way they are somewhat like their candidate - a man who, I confess, was not on my radar screen until recently - who seems to suffer from a kind of cognitive dissonance. When you listen to him answer questions at the debates, he never appears to answer directly. And I don't mean that he spins in the way nearly all politicians do. He seems so lost in ideology he doesn't quite comprehend. Can you imagine this man actually being elected and telling the G8 he wants to go back on the gold standard? I guess his supporters would applaud.

And in the comments to this post the Paulbots emerge to prove Simon's point. Predictably and right on schedule.

Every time I hear Ron Paul speak, I cringe and grind my teeth. The man is so thoroughly out of touch with reality. That is, the real world around him and how it operates.  He's many things, but he's not a Republican. Hell, I can't really see how he's a libertarian, for that matter. He's as much a Republican as Lyndon LaRouche was a Democrat. Or as much of a Republican as David Duke. Ron Paul strikes me as being in that league: A fringe loser of a charlatan surrounded by sycophantic fanatics who have nothing better to do than run up internet polls to satisfy their maniacal egos. As one Paulbot commenter states:

Remember the Ron Paul momentum is only a month or so old. MSM lags several weeks behind. He is not listed in polls and the phone polls do not include cell phone users. I am a former liberal who is supporting him. The fight will continue and increase and God willing the American people will come out on top when the dust settles. When the naysayers see the supporters in the streets (we are willing to fight) many will join him. It comes down to a battle of the republic versus the nwo. where will you be counted? You must decide where you stand idealogcally and choose sides. The time is now. You might think we are crazy, but thats what the English thought of our forefathers.

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How's that for letting your Brownshirt/Jackboot freak flag fly? You don't like what we're trying to do, we're gonna take to the streets! The pusch will not be televised... Setting aside the fact that the English didn't consider our forefathers crazy, just English, the amount of disconnect to reality illustrated in this comment is mind boggling.

Let's get it out there: Ron Paul is a Truther (a 9/11 denialist), and I find those types despicable in their idiocy. He's completely out of touch on the war in Iraq in particular and the war on terror in general. Areas that I might agree with him (taxes, border security, privacy) are negated by the fact that he's completely out there on aforementioned issues. I don't like his style and I certainly don't like that vast majority of his lame supporters. Paul does not belong on the dais with the other Republican candidates. If he wants to run for President, let him run as an independent. He's going to do that anyway, sooner rather than later.

June 11, 2007

Dennis Miller Beats On Harry Reid Like A Red-Headed Stepchild

Via Hot Air comes this video of Dennis Miller taking a fillet knife to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid of Nevada.

It is a joy to watch. When Miller is in top form, he's unbeatable. He reduces Reid to so much hamburger that he then feeds to a pack of wild dogs. Truer words were never spoken.

June 07, 2007

Oh, And By The Way...

I'm with Fred.

That little widget doohickey to the right will set you up over at Fred's new site, if you are of like mind.

Fred Thompson srikes me as smart, tough and articulate on the issues I care about. There's something genuine about the guy that appeals to me. These are trying and delicate times, and I think Fred's the one to steer us past the rocks and shoals.

Dems? Nary a one that doesn't make my skin crawl. No. Really. These people creep me out. They start out saying something I understand, and then the next thing I know, they're doing the political equivalent of speaking in tongues and handling snakes. They start getting googly eyed and start doing the Panderer Cake Walk to please their core. Not that the Republicans don't do that, mind you.  It's just that when the Dems do it, it's just far more schizophrenic. Example. I expect Republicans to pander to the religious right; that's a given. But watching Democrats triangulate on religion is just sad.

Anyway, this will probably be the beginning of me blogging politics again. Sorry to those I love who may find this distressing, but I gotta have my say, whether anyone's reading it ore not. And from the look of things, not many people are reading Chef Mojo. [well, Chef, if you bothered to post every once in a blue moon, things might be different, y'know? Yeah, yeah. I know...]

Maybe I should start Google chumming...

May 23, 2007

Mr. Peanut

Christopher Hitchens is something of a hero of mine. He wields the pen the way I handle a knife; with precision, speed and without mercy. Just ask those soft shell crabs I served at lunch. But I digress.

The other day, Jimmy Carter said some things regarding the current occupant of the White House. Namely, that he considered George Bust the worst president in US history.

Those of us that had to suffer Carter's presidency while overseas know better.

We had to deal with the endless embarrassment of having Europeans mock us for our complete fool of a president. A born-again peanut farmer who embodied in one person all of the Three Stooges, with Jerry Lewis' Nutty Professor for good measure.

Hitchens knows what's what where Carter is concerned.

The whole Euro attitude towards Bush? Old news. Been there and seen that with Carter. Only Carter was far worse:

In the Carter years, the United States was an international laughingstock. This was not just because of the prevalence of his ghastly kin: the beer-sodden brother Billy, doing deals with Libyan President Muammar Qaddafi, and the grisly matriarch, Miz Lillian. It was not just because of the president's dire lectures on morality and salvation and his weird encounters with lethal rabbits and UFOs. It was not just because of the risible White House "Bible study" sessions run by Bert Lance and his other open-palmed Elmer Gantry pals from Georgia. It was because, whether in Afghanistan, Iran, or Iraq—still the source of so many of our woes—the Carter administration could not tell a friend from an enemy. His combination of naivete and cynicism—from open-mouthed shock at Leonid Brezhnev's occupation of Afghanistan to underhanded support for Saddam in his unsleeping campaign of megalomania—had terrible consequences that are with us still. It's hardly an exaggeration to say that every administration since has had to deal with the chaotic legacy of Carter's mind-boggling cowardice and incompetence.

Testify, brother Christopher!

Jimmy Carter is by far the worst president in our history. No amount of proselytizing and banging together of houses is going to change that. This is the man that made us ashamed to be Americans while serving America's interests overseas. Hitchens makes a case for Nixon, but I'm going with Carter. As disappointed as I am with Bush, Bush would have to be convicted of smoking crack while having sex with a corpse before he even got close to Carter's basement level of horror.

And even then, I'd have to think about it.

(tip 'o' the hat: Bill Quick at Daily Pundit)

November 04, 2006

Politics And Food...

So, over at Daily Pundit, I post my Weekend Cooking Thread. It's a special election edition; all about food and politics. Well, DB posted a comment dealing with John Kerry's infamous Philly Cheesesteak Debacle during the '04 campaign, along with this classic photo of Kerry attempting to eat a cheesesteak with lettuce, tomato and freakin' swiss cheese. Everyone knows that you order a cheesesteak, "wiz wit;" that is, with Cheese Whiz and onions.

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Kerry just didn't get it.

But, y'know? Something's been bothering me about that Kerry photo for ages. It just hit me; I've seen it before.

In Madrid, Spain. In the Prado.

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Goya. Saturn Devouring His Son.

Perfect. Just perfect. See? Food and politics!

May 14, 2006

Politics

Been thinking of late, and that's a dangerous thing.

I've pretty much decided to drop the whole blogging politics thing. I haven't been doing it for awhile.

Politics is wearing my soul thin. It's not fun, anymore. If it ever was. I'm getting downright sick of it. At this point, I've decided to sit out the '06 election and do a wait-and-see on '08.

Both political parties disgust me in the deepest way. There's no third path, that I can see. Libertarian? Give me a break.

This is how I see the Republicans and Democrats right now:

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That's right. A donkey with a trunk. An assephant. A scurilous, mutant creature that's hopefully as sterile as a mule.

I'll probably get pissed off about something or other and post something. But it'll probably be a comment on another website.

Will I stop blogging? Of course not! Just expect to see more - a lot more - about food and music and movies and books and such.

Screw politics.

For now.

April 16, 2006

A Sign Of Sanity?

Courtesy of Michael Ledeen at NRO (Of all places...), I checked out something called the Euston Manifesto, in which some members of the non-moonbat progressive Left take a shot at sanely realigning themselves to the real world.

The first paragraph of the Manifesto's preamble goes like this:

We are democrats and progressives. We propose here a fresh political alignment. Many of us belong to the Left, but the principles that we set out are not exclusive. We reach out, rather, beyond the socialist Left towards egalitarian liberals and others of unambiguous democratic commitment. Indeed, the reconfiguration of progressive opinion that we aim for involves drawing a line between the forces of the Left that remain true to its authentic values, and currents that have lately shown themselves rather too flexible about these values. It involves making common cause with genuine democrats, whether socialist or not.

What follows is a breath of fresh air and ray of sunshine to a small "r" republican like myself. There is very little in this Manifesto to which I would disagree.

The Left could do with a realignment, as this document makes clear. It could also benefit from a massive colonic, but that's for another day. In the meantime, it's encouraging to see some semblance of sanity emerge from the fever swamps of the Left. The authors of the Euston Manifesto are people I could talk to and engage with, politely and with respect.

As Ledeen says,

Have a look and scratch your head and ask, how come it took so long?

April 15, 2006

Poster Child For BDS

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This is Maryscott O'Connor. She suffers from Bush Derangement Syndrome. She's very angry.

She smokes a cigarette. Should it be about Bush, whom she considers "malevolent," a "sociopath" and "the Antichrist"? She smokes another cigarette. Should it be about Vice President Cheney, whom she thinks of as "Satan," or about Karl Rove, "the devil"? Should it be about the "evil" Republican Party, or the "weaselly, capitulating, self-aggrandizing, self-serving" Democrats, or the Catholic Church, for which she says "I have a special place in my heart... a burning, sizzling, putrescent place where the guilty suffer the tortures of the damned?"

Yikes.

Y'know, the Democrats have a real problem. Folks like me are looking for a reasonable alternative, and then we see this silly yahoo bouncing up and down in her chair, emitting her "[O]ne long, sustained scream," spit flying at her computer screen, and we think, "Well, the Republicans don't seem that bad after all."

November 13, 2005

John Edwards Is A Liar

In an arrogant, blathering OpEd in the Washington Post today, John Edwards once again proves why he never was worthy to be Vice President. We came very close to having this idiot in office.

He starts off thusly:

I was wrong.

Almost three years ago we went into Iraq to remove what we were told -- and what many of us believed and argued -- was a threat to America. But in fact we now know that Iraq did not have weapons of mass destruction when our forces invaded Iraq in 2003. The intelligence was deeply flawed and, in some cases, manipulated to fit a political agenda.

Once again, the Democrats are doing what they do so well, and that is staying on message, even if the message is a lie. No matter. The idea is to Get Bush, even at the cost of the troops in Iraq.

It was a mistake to vote for this war in 2002. I take responsibility for that mistake. It has been hard to say these words because those who didn't make a mistake -- the men and women of our armed forces and their families -- have performed heroically and paid a dear price.

Bullshit, John. Your Iraq vote was the only principled vote you ever cast in the Senate and it was based on what was known at the time, not only in this country, but other countries like France, Germany, Russia and China; obvious lackeys of American Imperialism, I'm sure. Everyone was on the same page, John, and you know it. By saying otherwise, like many of those in your party, you are flat out lying.

No WMDs, huh? So what the hell is this? I guess Saddam was using 1.7 metric tons of enriched uranium to heat his prisons, right? Or how about this? Nope. Absolutely no reason to believe that Saddam was WMD free. Look, if you go around invading countries, using poison gas, importing uranium and the means to enrich it, don't you think it's reasonable to assume that you have someone out there who's - at the very least - running with scissors?

Anyway, the rest of Edward's screed is the usual litany of Bush Lied!, We've Lost Our Global Goodwill (sob), Democracy In Iraq Is Not Worth The Price And It's Not Really Our Kind Of Democracy Anyway So Let's "Redeploy" The Troops Home! Oh, And Don't Forget HALIBURTON! His recommendations consist of training Iraqis to take charge of their own defense and such. You know. Things we're already doing without the esteemed former senator's assistance.

The Bush Administration has plenty to answer for in the conduct of this war, but it is a war that is being won as each day progresses. John Edwards lies in the service of rewriting history for his political advancement are what I've come to expect from his party.

November 09, 2005

Mixed Bag

Well, that was... interesting.

I voted yesterday at the usual polling place outside of S'ville. Walked in, snapped down my ID, got my card, went in the booth, pushed buttons, got my sticker and walked out. All in about 3 minutes. I got to work early as a result.

I can relate to the low turnout. I had a real tough time getting fired up for the Republican, Jerry Kilgore. I'm sorry, but every time I hear or see his name, Kilgore Trout pops into my head. Can't help it. Both gubernatorial candidates were pretty lackluster. Oh, and there was a third candidate; some pissy, whiny Republican also ran from Winchester who threw a hissy fit over not getting the nomination and ran as a spoiler. I think his name was Ross Perot?

Anyway, Kilgore lost to Tim Kaine. Kaine gets to go to Richmond and face an overwhelmingly Republican legislature known for quirky psychosis. And he gets a Republican Lieutenant Governor and Attorney General. Basically, in Virginia, we get the status quo. Virginians have this habit of putting in someone of the opposite party that they elected the year before for President. It's strange, but charming.

Big winner last night: Mark Warner, the current Governor. Look for this guy to go far. Not all the way, mind you, but far.

Big loser last night, other than the obvious: Senator George Allen, who put a lot of muscle behind getting Kilgore elected. Allen, like Warner, has presidential aspirations. Warner delivered. Allen did not.

October 23, 2005

Defending the Indefensible

George F. Will has been one of the leaders in the ongoing battle to shoot down the Miers nomination. Here's another great articulation of the position I find myself in; that of a lifelong Republican in pretty much complete revolt against his party and President. Will offers a warning:

As for Republicans, any who vote for Miers will thereafter be ineligible to argue that it is important to elect Republicans because they are conscientious conservers of the judicial branch's invaluable dignity. Finally, any Republican senator who supinely acquiesces in President Bush's reckless abuse of presidential discretion -- or who does not recognize the Miers nomination as such -- can never be considered presidential material.

As they say, that's not a threat. That's a promise. George Bush, in nominating Miers, has shown that the Republican party has lost touch with the people that put it in power. I believe that the next two election cycles will bear that out.

So, if it's not clear, let me reiterate. I oppose the Miers nomination. It was a stupid and arrogant decision by the White House, and they will end up paying a high price for it. "Trust me" don't cut it anymore.

October 10, 2005

Quagmiers

Instapundit has some more thoughts on the "Miers meltdown."

A MIERS MELTDOWN? More and more, I have to wonder what the White House was thinking with this. First of all, when you're already under fire for cronyism, and you nominate someone who's, well, a crony, you ought to be locked-and-loaded in terms of response. They weren't.

Second of all, they seem to have managed to convince a lot of people on the social right that she's too liberal, while people on the libertarian-right worry that she's too much a fan of government power. Third, their response to critics and complaints has been slow and weak.

Writing On The Wall

Interesting article in this morning's Washington Post on the sorry situation that the GOP has found itself facing in the '06 elections: Namely that they can't convince their best people to run for the US Senate.

Historically, Senate and House races are often won or lost in the year before the election, as a party's prospects hinge critically on whether the most capable politicians decide to invest time, money and personal pride in a competitive race. Often, this commitment takes some coaxing.

That is why Dole met twice with Rep. Shelly Moore Capito (R-W.Va.) and a third time with Capito and her father, former governor Arch A. Moore Jr., in an effort to persuade her to take on Sen. Robert C. Byrd (D). Bush won 56 percent of the vote in West Virginia last year, making many think Byrd, who will turn 88 next month, can be halted in his bid for a record ninth term. But last week, Capito said she has decided to stay put and seek election to a fourth House term.

Last month, White House political strategist Karl Rove flew to Bismarck to implore the North Dakota's popular Republican governor, John Hoeven, to challenge Sen. Kent Conrad (D). Rove could argue with some compelling numbers: Bush won 63 percent of the state's presidential votes last year, and Hoeven trounced his Democratic opponents in 2000 and 2004. But the governor said no thanks, and Republicans concede they have no strong second choice.

This is pretty stunning. As of last year, Capito was being touted as the GOP's West Virginia savior, the person with a very good chance of unseating the ancient, omnipresent Robert Byrd, a political institution unto himself.

Conrad had been pretty much written off by the intelligentsia because of Hoeven's strength. Hoeven was considered a sure bet out in North Dakota.

So, what's happening here? Well...

A senior Republican familiar with the recruiting process agreed that the climate has shifted for the GOP because of a confluence of problems from Iraq to Hurricane Katrina and high gasoline prices: "Looking at polls from June or July and then looking at them now, the deterioration is really bad."

And remember, all this was percolating before the Miers nomination split the party base in two. It's the base that these candidates would have to rely on to be elected, and they've been pretty ticked off for awhile now. With the base engaged in a civil war, the Democrats biggest challenge will be not to screw up this opportunity, something that I concede that the Dems are fully capable of doing, notwithstanding their brilliant tactic of smothering Miers with "the love" before eviscerating her in the upcoming committee hearings.

I really have to believe that Bush is rapidly attaining leper status out in the hinterlands, which is going to seriously damage the GOP's prospects in '06.

October 05, 2005

Alarm Bells...

Just heard on NPR that Pat Robertson has given Harriet Miers his seal of approval.

That's got alarm bells going off in my head big time. First Dobson and now Robertson. This is particularly weird, given how the party base is rising up in rebellion against Miers. All of the base except the fundamentalists, that is. They're really going to town for her, simply because she's an evangelical.

Be careful what you wish for. She might be the religious right's savior as far as abortion goes, but what about the rest of it all. I mean, Jimmy Carter was an evangelical.

George Bush is telling me to trust him on this, but frankly, I'm not really up to trusting George Bush anymore. George Will nailed it today:

It is not important that she be confirmed because there is no evidence that she is among the leading lights of American jurisprudence, or that she possesses talents commensurate with the Supreme Court's tasks. The president's "argument" for her amounts to: Trust me. There is no reason to, for several reasons

He has neither the inclination nor the ability to make sophisticated judgments about competing approaches to construing the Constitution. Few presidents acquire such abilities in the course of their pre-presidential careers, and this president particularly is not disposed to such reflections.

Furthermore, there is no reason to believe that Miers's nomination resulted from the president's careful consultation with people capable of such judgments. If 100 such people had been asked to list 100 individuals who have given evidence of the reflectiveness and excellence requisite in a justice, Miers's name probably would not have appeared in any of the 10,000 places on those lists.

In addition, the president has forfeited his right to be trusted as a custodian of the Constitution. The forfeiture occurred March 27, 2002, when, in a private act betokening an uneasy conscience, he signed the McCain-Feingold law expanding government regulation of the timing, quantity and content of political speech. The day before the 2000 Iowa caucuses he was asked -- to ensure a considered response from him, he had been told in advance that he would be asked -- whether McCain-Feingold's core purposes are unconstitutional. He unhesitatingly said, "I agree." Asked if he thought presidents have a duty, pursuant to their oath to defend the Constitution, to make an independent judgment about the constitutionality of bills and to veto those he thinks unconstitutional, he briskly said, "I do."

What he said.

Look, I was ok with John Roberts. The man handled himself with class and dignity and I think he'll be a good Chief Justice. Harriet Miers makes Roberts look like a wide open book. The fact that she's an evangelical Christian makes me very suspicious. If James Dobson, Pat Robertson and all of that crowd are in favor of her, then I'm not.

And hey, speak of the devil! Here's that Planned Parenthood email I was looking for! Time to write letters to my Senators and Congresscritters...

October 03, 2005

Quote Of The Day

Richard Brookhiser on the Harriet Miers SCOTUS nomination:

It's not as bad as Caligula putting his horse in the Senate.

September 27, 2005

Grabbing The Bull By The Balls

I was surfing the dial on the way home and heard Sean Hannity ranting against the Bush administration spending like a drunken sailor (overused, but apt metaphor...) in general, and the the bill Mary Landrieu of Louisiana just presented to the tune of $250,000,000,000 for Katrina recovery in particular. That's two hundred and fifty billion dollars. Just for the State of Louisiana.

There is now a low rumble of discontent from conservatives spreading across the land, and it's increasing in amplitude. In terms of fiscal responsibility, George Bush is completely out of control. There's no other way to describe it. The man is doing everything he can to buy a constituency for the Republican party, something I always have disliked about the Democrats. If the Democrats were not so incredibly far to the left, I would be seriously thinking of switching affiliation. I may yet. Hell, if the goddamn Republicans won't hold down spending, then it's time to start getting angry. I've been chafing at the Republican Party's social agenda for years. I'm pro choice (uncomfortably, but oh well. Support is support...)and pro gay marriage. But I'm also very pro 2nd Amendment and for an extremely strong defense and for using it to protect our interests in the world. I'm also for very limited government in general. Now if the Republicans and the Democrats are becoming indistinguishable from each other on that count, then what hell is keeping me from bolting from the Republican party?

Anyway. If George Bush has lost Hannity on this, then George had better listen or start quacking like the lame duck he's rapidly becoming.

September 08, 2005

Christopher Hitchens At Monticello

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This past Thursday evening, The Lady and I were on the Mountain in the golden late summer twilight, walking through Monticello. We pretty much had free run of the house, going from room to room at our own pace, with a guide in every room to answer questions. Of course, I had my own guide: The Lady was there to point out all the wonderful things I'd missed on previous tours of Monticello. With the sunset angling into the Parlor, you could understand why Jefferson loved his "little mountain."

We were there because The Lady won a lottery of sorts. Monticello staff are allowed to sign up for what are known as the Evening Conversations; talks and lectures given by eminent scholars and authors of things Jeffersonian. Names are drawn at random, and The Lady drew the last one for this year; a talk given by Christopher Hitchens on his new book, Thomas Jefferson: Author of America.

Monticello does these things right. As we exited the house onto the west lawn, there was a bar where we stopped off for a glass of wine. We walked around taking advantage of the gorgeous weather. There was a table set up with Hitchens's book for sale, and I took advantage of that. A large tent with a podium and seating was set up on the lawn with the seats facing the house.

The Lady said that the talk would begin promptly at 7:00, which indeed it did, with Dr. Dan Jordan, President of the Thomas Jefferson Foundation, welcoming everyone and introducing Annette Gordon-Reed, Professor of Law at New York Law School, author of Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemings: An American Controversy. Gordon-Reed was there to introduce Hitchens and had a lively time of it, wielding the term "pugnacious" not once, but twice, to describe her long time friend and colleague. She intimated that they had been up till odd hours the evening before arguing many subjects as way of proof.

Hitchens came to the podium and gave a wonderful talk on his book and Jefferson's relevance to and within the ongoing American experiment, focusing on his contributions to the formation of the Establishment Clause of the Constitution (as exemplified by the Virginia Statute for Religious Freedom.), projecting American power at home and abroad (The Louisiana Purchase and the war with the Tripoli), and the complicated fact of slavery.

Hitchens is an engaging and erudite speaker. He wove examples of his American experience into his talk, having emigrated from the UK. He's obviously fascinated with the American experiment, seeing it as work in progress, making the point that America is a nation by design and, unlike any other, this design is written down and its plan is followed.

Jefferson's place in all this a complete contradiction. The man who removed from the Declaration "property" and replaced it with "pursuit of happiness" was himself a holder of enslaved human beings. Though he professed to be in favor of emancipation, he did nothing himself to move in that direction, and in fact turned down the chance to follow Thomas Paine's advice to begin America anew without slavery at the time of the Louisiana Purchase, thus ensuring an eventual civil war over the issue. And yet, America would not be without Jefferson.

When speaking of Jefferson and the projection of American power and democracy, one can see that Hitchens has his eye on current events, though he's quite subtle about it and content to keep to the subject at hand until the question and answer portion of the program. Hitchens ducked out of the tent, lit a cigarette and came back to the podium to receive questions from the audience.

The first question had to do with Intelligent Design and the Establishment Clause. Hitchens attacked the subject from a number of angles. His claim that Jefferson was not a christian is based in part on his having said about his upcoming death that he "had no fear and had no hope"; a decidedly un-christian sentiment. Jefferson had taken the bible and excised all but the pertinent moral lessons to be had there, literally leaving all the mysticism, miracles and such on the cutting room floor. America not being a christian nation was illustrated by the fact that god is nowhere mentioned in the Constitution and that, in fact, Congress explicitly stated that America was not a christian nation by approving the first treaty with Tripoli. With that background, he blasted the teaching of a clearly religious view as science in the public schools as a clear violation of the Establishment Clause: government was trying to impose a religious view on the people.

The second question was inevitable given the audience. I suppose Hitchens is used to this now. He holds views on the Iraq War that do not go hand in hand with the views of of what I'm sure was and overwhelmingly liberal audience. The question had to do with parallels with the Tripoli War of Jefferson's time and current events. Hitchens just smiled and dove into his answer, stating very matter of factly that, whereas he understands why President Bush refers to Islam as a "religion of peace", it is not. Giving specific examples of how Wahabism has commanded war upon unbelievers, just was the Barbary pirates used the Koran as the justification to enslave American sailors. He stated that our struggle against Islam is inevitable and noble; that we should relish the opportunity to war with those whose stated goal is to utterly destroy us and everything we believe in and stand for. This was met with little applause.

Someone rose to make the point that the United States was not the only country with the separation of church and state codified in it's constitution: Turkey had codified secularism. Hitchens promptly disabused the questioner's notion by illustrating the difference between secularism and religious freedom and that Turkey is sorely lacking in the later, pointing out that being christian, jewish or even of certain muslim sects is not an easy, and sometimes dangerous, thing.

The fourth, and final, question was a followup to the second. The questioner was clearly attempting to be provocative. Given that he feels that we are under attack from Islamists how could we justify a war in Iraq, a country unrelated to al-Quaeda and other belligerents. This was what I was waiting for and Hitchens delivered. He patiently explained that given the views stated in the previous answer, it made perfect sense to go to war in Iraq; Iraq being the keystone situated between to belligerent theocracies, Iran and Saudi Arabia. By going to war in Iraq, we are on the offensive and they are on the defensive in a life or death struggle. This obviously did not go over well as I was the only one to offer applause.

This ended the program on a somewhat awkward note, and Dr. Jordan jumped in to thank his guest and the folks that had made the evening possible.

Hitchens proceeded to the book table to sign books. I had purchased mine earlier and got in line. When I got up to him, he was very pleasant and conversational. I thanked him for his views on Iraq and he looked a little surprised.

He took a drag on his ever present cigarette and said, "Well, that went over with a thud."

I replied, "Yeah, you managed to chuck up into quite a few bowls of cornflakes this evening."

Hitchens smiled mischievously. "Oh, yes, I suppose I did."

He laughed and thanked me for purchasing his book and coming up for the talk. The Lady and I made our way over to the buffet for a bite and some more wine.

With wine in hand, under a clear evening sky, we walked the serpentine path around the lawn to view the house lit up. All in all, a wonderful experience.

August 12, 2005

And Why Not?

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Christopher Walken is running for President in '08. I mean, why the hell not? At this point, it would just be interesting as all get out.

Let's face it, a President Walken press conference would be just flat out cool. And adressing the UN or G8? Damn.

UPDATE: Dangit. It's a hoax. Oh, well... Hey. Wait. Maybe we can draft Walken? Nah. Never happen...

August 06, 2005

Enough Already. Please.

Look. Can we agree that there are enough things in the DC area named after Ronald Reagan? Is naming 16th Street Ronald Reagan Boulevard really that necessary? Other than to show folks around the nation what a shallow little grandstanding prick a congressman from south Texas can be?

Once you understand the concept of the naming of streets in DC, it's one of the easiest cities to navigate. L'Enfant designed DC with north/south streets numbered, east/west streets alphabetized and diagonal streets named for states. Add to that the feature that the original DC was a big square of land with the points aligned to the compass, so you could divide the city into directional quadrants. It's a good system. Why screw with it?

Four little words: Avenue of the Americas. One of the truly great laughingstocks of city planning.

August 02, 2005

Bush And Intelligent Design

I swear. George Bush makes my eyebrows hurt sometimes. I voted for the man twice, and now I'm just about ready to scream.

George Bush, in his infinite wisdom, wants intelligent design taught in America's schools right alongside evolution. I guess I'm not surprised.

Look. In one sense, I agree. Teach ID all you want, but not in a science class. A comparative religion class would be much better suited for this system of beliefs. For that is exactly what it is; a system of belief.

ID is not science, no matter how you try to twist and spin it. It is simply Creationism striped of it's Old Testament mythology and dressed with slightly more sophisticated language. It's still religion being passed off as science and, as such, is utter crap.

Now, some will say that Bush is playing to his base. I could care less. Bush is not going to run for anything again. I really think that Bush has bought into this whole ID con - hook, line and sinker. He believes it.

And that's really the problem with the whole ID thing. It's about belief. As in, "I believe in the theory of Intelligent Design." Well, I don't. I don't believe in the theory of Evolution, either. I support it, rather, based on recorded observations and empirical evidence collected by scientists for hundreds of years, as opposed to some right wing religious fanatics dreaming this up one evening around a card table in the Midwest somewhere. Evolution is science. As such, it does not explain everything, but endeavors to do so over time. ID is religion and should be taught as such.

(tip 'o' the hat: Instapundit)

June 26, 2005

Elected?

...you have to be worried when a guy with too much mascara and a snake wrapped around his neck has a keener grasp of basic new millennium geopolitics than so many leading lights of the Democratic Party.

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Alice Cooper digs on George Bush, is a Christian, enjoys golf and is a pretty good cook.

That really freaks me out. But that's ok.

Rock on, Alice!

(tip 'o' the hat: Instapundit)

December 14, 2004

Stupid Is As Stupid Does...

Via The Kerry Spot (C'mon guys. You need to come up with a new name... Kerry Spot is SO November, 2004...) comes this gem from the Minneapolis Star Tribune comes the strange tale of The Meeting of the Electors, wherein (O, the indignity!) John Kerry recieves one electoral vote fewer than he expected:

Defeated Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry likely is going to get one less electoral vote nationally than he should have — 251 instead of 252 — because of an apparent mistake Monday by one of Minnesota's 10 DFL electors.

One of the 10 handwritten ballots cast for president carried the name of vice presidential candidate John Edwards (actually spelled "Ewards" on the ballot) rather than Kerry.

"I was shocked ... this will go in the history books," said Secretary of State Mary Kiffmeyer, who presided over a ceremony that normally is uneventful.

Kiffmeyer said she was unaware of any other such apparent mistake in Minnesota, although there have been cases in other states of "faithless electors" casting ballots for candidates other than those to which they were committed.

There was stunned silence after the announcement that Edwards had gotten a vote for president, but none of the 10 electors volunteered that they voted for Edwards as a protest, nor did anyone step forward to admit an error.

"It was perhaps a senior moment," said elector Michael Meuers, 60, a Bemidji marketing consultant for a health care firm, the second-youngest member of the Minnesota delegation to the Electoral College.

Meuers said he was certain that the Edwards ballot wasn't his, but he noted that "both the candidates were named John, and the ballots looked pretty much alike."

This year's DFL Party electors were typical — senior party activists typically chosen for their long years of service. They ranged in age from 52 to 83.

And this:

Although the electors expressed regret that Kerry did not win nationally, most of them also said they took pleasure in casting the votes that keep Minnesota in the Democratic column for the eighth straight presidential election, the longest Democratic streak of any state.

Yah, sure. Ya betcha! Ewards in 2008!

December 06, 2004

Keep your ugly f*@%in' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community!

Ben Stein lays out the lowdown on what it's like to be Republican in Malibu. Priceless.

November 21, 2004

For Laura...

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You think I'm kidding, right? Check it out...

More Fun...

Oliver Willis is Mad As Hell, And He's Not Going To Take It Anymore! So, what's an erstwhile liberal bombthrower to do?

Start a "branding campaign," of course!

That's right. It's time for Brand Democrat! Oliver's got a logo that he's giving out, so everybody can get in on the action. Well, that's just a great recipe for fun! Here's the first one...

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